The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
(via riskpig)
“I will always find you”
Charming whispers as he finishes another Where’s Waldo book.
Charming whispers as he plays Marco-Polo
Charming whispers as he wins another game of hide-and-go-seek
Charming whispers after finishing a word search.
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This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
#i can practically hear the hannibal fandom screaming hallelujah
(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via sigyn-loyalwifeofloki)
WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND
CORNGRATULATIOSN
CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK
the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch

WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?
THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE
hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?
the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria

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(Source: amorphinetoast, via pocketmartin)

(Source: amorphinetoast, via pocketmartin)


