The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
“I will always find you”
Charming whispers as he finishes another Where’s Waldo book.
Charming whispers as he plays Marco-Polo
Charming whispers as he wins another game of hide-and-go-seek
Charming whispers after finishing a word search.
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND
CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK
the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch
WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?
THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE
hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?
the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria